This is what I woke up to this morning, 'Mommy, Mommy, hey, Mommy my underwear feels like a butt'. How can a person not have a wonderful day after that? I think I laughed for a good ten minutes. I even ran to get a piece of paper to write it down. Eddie kept asking what was so funny? Between my fits of laughter I think I said 'you are' which is not the right thing to say to a kid with an attention complex. I can't imagine what she's going to be like in a few years. I've always tried to keep the kids semi-calm 'cause once you rile up five kids you have a free for all. They don't understand what going too far is, they just want to have fun. Sometimes it is such a bummer being the mom. I want to be the one who starts copying someone just to be annoying or sit right next to one of them and say ' I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you' or how about the infamous 'I know you are, but what am I'? You gotta admit it's a blast. But someones got to be the adult and stifle all of the creativity out of their young lives. Oh, wait, that's their dads job and he is so good at it! Meanwhile, I'm going to tickle the crap out of my little girl!
Princess Eddie is still on her 'cute' rampage. She came running up the stairs saying 'Lex hurt me!' I asked her why and she said he didn't want her to sing and dance in front of his video game. I told her she could sing and dance for me and she said 'but Mommy, there isn't enough stage room on the bed'. Well, I guess she told me - didn't she! Today I'm going to enjoy the little things and maybe appreciate the ride a little more.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Kid's Say the Darndest Things
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