Wanna Kiss Your Brain???

We had just stopped home for a minute to pick something or someone up the other day when from the back seat I hear "Mom, Mom, hey Mom". I said "Yes, Eddie what do you need"? "Look Mom, this is how you kiss your brain". I turned to look and she was kissing the palm of her hand and then patting it on the top of her head. I almost lost it. Too freaking funny. Of course, after hearing my laughter, she kept asking, "What's so funny, Mom. Is it me again"? I guess I will never learn my lesson. I really have to stop encouraging her, but what fun would that be? She has also taken to singing along with me to the songs on the radio. Cute, right? I don't know if you've been listening to anything that's been on the radio lately, but they are probably not the best things for a five year old to be singing at the top of her lungs in public. Her current favorites include "Birthday Sex", "Fire Burning", and the ever popular "LoveGame" by Lady GaGa . Who by the way, looks kinda like Debbie Gibson did in the eighties, but rated XXX. I thought Eddie's singing was very adorable. Then the other day, out of the blue, she says, "Hey Mommy, what's a disco stick"? Also not the best thing to laugh my ass off about, but of course, I did! Oh well, if the worst thing she becomes is a comedian I guess I could have done worse!